BLVNP Incorporated

we do things a little bit differently here… every company seems to write their “about us” page so that it’s short and sounds like they hired some corporate writer to make them seem cool, or profitable, or big, or something equally pathetic and stupid. hey… we did that too… but, then we realized… wait!!! we are ninjas! what are we doing with this wimpy “about us” page? so… it’s time for the real story… blvnp was created by a top secret organization of master ninjas who got bored killing people (now that pirates use machine guns and speedboats it’s just not as much fun). we decided to use our amazing skills for selling books. it seemed perfectly logical at the time. really… all master ninjas are heavy readers and masters of human psychology. so… where was i… oh yeah, we decided, “hey, let’s sell books instead of kill people!” as you can imagine, this idea did not go over well at first (many blood duels were fought). but as it turned out, several of our members had worked quite extensivel