Sunburnt Poodle

is your website a disgrace? let us help. your organization has a glorious story to share with the world. don’t be selfish with it. and don’t be scared that we will charge you an arm and a leg. we only use wordpress theme templates, so you won’t be paying a full time programmer. then again, you also won’t be getting icons that fade in to the beat of “back dat a$$ up” but life is full of disappointments. and here’s another thing: we will be thrilled when you hire your son-in-law. we’ll get him on your team page way before the baby comes. and we won’t charge you $500 to do it (we hate when people do that). lastly, we won’t host your website, but we will help you host your own. that way if you get mad at us you can walk away with nary a backward glance.