Balec Aldwin

i'm the sales king. i can kick back and watch the money role in while putting in zero effort. i'm the sort of guy you wouldn't want on your team, as i'm not a team player. i'm in it for me, the boss, the big doggy dog dog. i've sold snow to the santa (he's kind of a big deal) on an industrial scale, i got a contract with the far east for importing sand from blackpool and once sold all the tea in china, i'ma big deal, the big honcho. i sold all the sponsorship for the catolina wine mixer and launched prestige world wide from my dad's yacht. i once killed two birds with one stone and convinced a client that two in the bush was worth 1 in the hand. one time i was asked at an interview, where do you see yourself in 5 years, i responded with "in your seat doing your performance review" (kissed my fist and whispered "nailed it to myself")... 5 years later in the guys performance review, i put interviewing as his biggest weakness. i don't value listening. if i'm not talking, i'm no