Blaster Utd

welcome to the online home of the genius genus, the ingenious genius, those whom carry the genius genes. do you believe in magic? yes? then piss off right now, because you’re just a chicken nippled pony patter. there is no magic, only illusion created by people smarter and better than you. formerly highly decorated wiz kids, they have blossomed into full blown wizards of their respective skill sets, which are as diverse as they are death defying in their numerousity. they don’t call them superhero’s, they call them contemporaries (except for superman, he’s just a wank off). the blasterlings are the physical manifestation of a high-five, the sneaky reacharound and the open handed slap at the same time. a jumbotronic, cherub pissing fountain of wit biting reverse kowtowing with a difference. pass us your apple and we will polish it to outer space for you. all five members not only live outside the box, but, in a jesus-like medical miracle defying scientific explanation, they were actua