Investify Financial Services

we really don't wanna tell a lot yet? so we are gonna go ahead and post jokes to get over this: "the text you provided is too short (the minimum length is 250 characters, your text contains 80 characters)." 1) ''i said to the gym instructor "can you teach me to do the splits?'' he said, ''how flexible are you?'' i said, ''i can't make tuesdays' -_- 2) my mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, i was amazed, i never knew they worked. >.< 3) there's two fish in a tank, and one says ''how do you drive this thing?'' >_>